There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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