some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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