Porn is love you can see.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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