So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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