Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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