I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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