alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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