Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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