Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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