So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
