exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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