I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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