He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later