what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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