no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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