I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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