Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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