Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
