On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I would fuck him just for his dog
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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