Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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