i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)