plz talk dirty to me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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