Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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