i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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