Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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