Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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