Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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