and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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