It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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