Swine flu. Run for my life!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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