So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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