PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize