Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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