There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
it's like heaven, but drunker
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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