i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
