No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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