the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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