Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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