we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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