I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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