drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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