Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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