I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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