Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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