Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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