Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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