did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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