in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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