But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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