Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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