so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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