Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This baby is an asshole
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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