dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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