how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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