Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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