the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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